F*CK CANADA

[bird]

Yesterday Hero and I got into a debate, who's home country is better; USA or Canada? Moreover, which country is more of a war heavy. I stated that Canada was comprised of pussies seeing as their cops are called 'mountys' and their flag has a f*cking maple leaf on it.

Never forget;

-Osama Bin Laden assassination
-Vietnam
-World War I and II
-First man on the moon
-Pwning the british army
-First Democracy
-New York City
-We're the cinematic capital of the world (Hollywood, Los Angeles)

[Hero]

You were high so I'll fill in the details. You stated that Canada had never faught in any major wars, obviously you were misguided as we played a crucial part in the first and second world war, alongside supporting the Americans in Afghanistan, and actually beating them in the war of 1812. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police is a highly lucrative and well regarded organization responsible for safety and policing on a federal level. We have a maple leaf on our flag because Canada is home to the most expansive forests in the world. Canada has an extremely low crime and unemployment rate, and has a free healthcare system. Canada controls more water (fresh or otherwise) than any other nation on the planet, and in the coming years the US is going to be grateful to have us as an ally. You lost in Vietnam and would have been demolished by the British Crown without French support. You clearly have no concept of the world beyond your front lawn. If you seriously think the entire world sits down and enjoys your awful regurgitated and repetitive cinema, you're wrong. Athens was the first Democracy, not America. You're not even the largest Democracy in the world, India has you beat by a long shot. None of your other points have any merit so I won't address them. Hey, at least you have the most obese people in the world. Your title is very crass.

[bird]

@Hero in mid-evil times obesity was considered a luxury and a sign of wealth. America is home to some of the biggest companies in the world. We paved the way for liberty and freedom. We have people like Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Jackson, George Washington, etc. We revitalized Europe post-world war II with the Marshall plan. We made the first Steamboat revolutionizing transit and trade worldwide. We are home to the largest economy in the world. We created the first trans-continental railroad thus furthering our transit and trade markets. We created the world's first skyscraper and we expanded our nation to it's fullest within the span of 50 years. We invented the lightbulb and 'discovered' electricity. We were the first men in aviation if you don't remember the wright brothers. We re-invented the term 'production' when Eli Whitney invented the Cotton Gin allowing us to mass produce cotton by the billions. We freed ourselves from a maniacal king and then kicked his ass in the same breath. We were the first in assembly line production thus furthering our economical advances. We invented the sextant, next time you're on a voyage off the candian coast remember what you're using to find your war around the ocean. Nolan Bushnell can be credited for the creation of 'Pong' the first video game to be created that featured two pattles on either side of a flat screen that hit a ball back and forth. We redefined warfare with the atomic bomb. We assassinated the world's most feared terrorist. We created the internet, moreover we created Google, Yahoo, Apple, Dell, Microsoft, etc. We are home to the most famous people in the world. America boasts the most prestigious accolades to date, no other country has accomplished as much as us. We have the most advanced medical care in the world. America paves the way in every field possible. We made Hollywood and film as we know it today. We made the first rock 'n' roll. We created (as trivial as this is) Coca Cola, some of the first soda in the world. People look to our country as the greatest in the world, we have been in quadruple(+) the wars Canada has been involved in. Does 'The American Dream' not resonate with you? The Gold rush? Armstrong walking on the moon? Lewis and Clark expansion? The annexation of Texas? Vancouver Canada is home to the biggest concentration of junkies in the world. Vancouver legally injects heroin into people for free as a medical program for those with severe addiction. National Geo. did a 45 minute piece displaying the heroin addiction in Vancouver. And as badass as the horsemen are, who's going to chase down a purp more effectively, a guy mounted on a horse, or a ****in' helicopter. America > Everyone

[Hero]

I'm going to mark your "post" like a teacher marks an essay.

America is home to some of the biggest companies in the world.

Such as?

We paved the way for liberty and freedom.

Complete conjecture

We have people like Abraham Lincoln, Andrew Jackson, George Washington, etc.

It took America until 1863 to abolish slavery, good job honest abe, Canada did that in 1819. Washington was a General, he had no  business being the President

We made the first Steamboat revolutionizing transit and trade worldwide.

Using the Steam engine, invented in England.

We are home to the largest economy in the world

For now. Economists predict that by 2050 you'll be at #3 behind China and India

We created the first trans-continental railroad thus furthering our transit and trade markets.

The train was invented in by an Englishman by the name of Richard Trevethick in 1803. All you did was take an English idea and make a long track.

We invented the lightbulb and 'discovered' electricity

Using D/C current, a system of electricity not nearly as efficient as A/C which is what is currently in place. Oh did I mention that Tesla is the one who discovered electricity and developed the A/C form of electricity? A Serbian, not an American.

We re-invented the term 'production' when Eli Whitney invented the Cotton Gin allowing us to mass produce cotton by the billions.

Systems of mass production of cotton can be traced back to the British Industrial Revolution. Also the British are the one's that established the cotton market in the Americas.

We freed ourselves from a maniacal king and then kicked his ass in the same breath.

King George wasn't, "maniacal", all leading colonial European powers enacted a system of Mercantilism, which solely benefits the parent state, ie England. The American Revolutionary war's success can be attributed to the failure of General Gage, and the support of the French crown in an attempt to weaken their greatest rival, England.

We were the first in assembly line production thus furthering our economical advances

Are you confusing America with England? The first assembly line came about during the Industrial Revolution, ie ENGLAND.

We invented the sextant

Two men were responsible for the sextant, one Brit, and one American.

We redefined warfare with the atomic bomb.

Warfare did not change at all due to the Atomic Bomb. Alliances were forged, and wars between nuclear powers were avoided, but the fundamentals of warfare were untouched.

We assassinated the world's most feared terrorist

Osama is the world's most feared terrorist? No, the man who assassinated Franz Ferdinand started a Geo-Political war. Osama is a joke, if you believe otherwise you're just a tool that buys into American fear-mongering in the form of xenophobic propaganda.

We have the most advanced medical care in the world.

Your healthcare system is going to bankrupt your nation.

we have been in quadruple(+) the wars Canada has been involved in

You think its a good thing that your country gets involved in EVERY conflict around the world? It's why everyone hates you. Canada fought in wars of honor, fighting for the English crown and for our freedom against the expanding Americans. American **** heads got high in Vietnam and went around killing civilians, which is why there was a public outcry to drop the futile invasion.

The Gold rush?

A bunch of landless thieves ran around the continent picking gold out of streams. The gold rush actually helped unify Canada, as those filthy pirates encroached into BC. So thanks.

Armstrong walking on the moon

Do you have any idea just how much this has been disputed? Why is walking on the moon an achievement anyway? There are no resources and absolutely nothing was gained by it.

Lewis and Clark expansion

First of all, you mean exploration. Those halfwits needed a native savage girl to take them to the LARGEST OCEAN IN THE WORLD.

Vancouver Canada is home to the biggest concentration of junkies in the world.

You managed to find the one place in Canada that has issues. I could find a hundred cities in America with comparable issues.

[Reflex]

Wtf. So much to read LOL

[Campbellz]

Wtf. So much to read LOL

Yeah, I know. I don't bother unless its relevant or necessary.

[Silver]

I would vote, but I've only lived in California.
Therefor, I can not compare the two places and say which is better.

[elysium]

i just know if you like blondes Vancouver has a lot of bomb white ****! lol

[LegendaryDirectory]

It can be hard living next to history’s greatest cultural, military and economic superpower. But that doesn’t mean the United States is best at everything. As Canada celebrates its 146th birthday we dig into the numbers to find some of the many ways Canada is better off–from sports and sex to politics and entertainment.
-Life & well-being
 *According to the Better Life Index, an international quality of life comparison by the OECD each year, Canadians enjoy a higher level of life satisfaction than Americans, scoring 7.4 out of 10, versus 7.0 in the U.S.
*Canada’s schools take heat from all sides, but they must be doing something right. 15-year-olds routinely score in the top 10 of 65 countries that participate in the OECD’s reading, math and science tests. Last time around, in 2009, we were sixth, just behind Singapore and ahead of New Zealand. American teens? A lukewarm 17th. Ouch.
-Money & work
*Canada has greater economic freedom: So says the U.S.-based Heritage Foundation Index of Economic Freedom. Canada scores 6th place, while America comes in 10th.
-Arts & entertainment
-Sports & leisure
-Environment & geography
-Politics
-Science & Technology
-Crime & calamity

Well as i see canada is better place to live than U.S

[Hero]

Let's never fight again. 1:01 put me in tears.

[Silver]

http://themetapicture.com/canada-the-only-place-youll-see-something-like-this/

Just for the lols (:

[Deathreaper]

Well i wont pick, I'll let all of you decide who's better lol

-US is the greatest world power in the world as of right now.

-Most obese country in the world currently is Mexico.

-If we wanted to take over Canada right now, we could. But why would we? Been allies sense day 1.

-I read some **** up there that said something about Canada kicking ass in 1812 .... The US still kicks ass today and thats 202 years +... Current info is much better then 200 years ago info.. I could talk about the World War 1 and how fast America had to develop weapons and tanks and **** to send out to GB and how hard we had to **** **** up while our ladies worked. Nobody sat down and did nothing.. but that was a couple decades ago. What about recently like us assassinating Osama Bin Laden.. Of course those bomb threats and terrorist attacks never stopped but we proved a point, we wont compromise with a terrorist.

-Have the largest Air Force in the world.

-Soldiers dont fight for the government, they fight for there families and the freedoms that they have. Government is basically an ex wife trying to screw us over.

-Starting to produce oil in America which means more jobs, saving more money & making the other oil producers weak and a little more poor

-A Few of the best colleges are in the US

-Americans will always be ready when a war is headed our way

-Canada made Justin Bieber.

YOU DECIDE WHO'S BETTER.