ForeignKillers

You were high so I'll fill in the details. You stated that Canada had never faught in any major wars, obviously you were misguided as we played a crucial part in the first and second world war, alongside supporting the Americans in Afghanistan, and actually beating them in the war of 1812. The Royal Canadian Mounted Police is a highly lucrative and well regarded organization responsible for safety and policing on a federal level. We have a maple leaf on our flag because Canada is home to the most expansive forests in the world. Canada has an extremely low crime and unemployment rate, and has a free healthcare system. Canada controls more water (fresh or otherwise) than any other nation on the planet, and in the coming years the US is going to be grateful to have us as an ally. You lost in Vietnam and would have been demolished by the British Crown without French support. You clearly have no concept of the world beyond your front lawn. If you seriously think the entire world sits down and enjoys your awful regurgitated and repetitive cinema, you're wrong. Athens was the first Democracy, not America. You're not even the largest Democracy in the world, India has you beat by a long shot. None of your other points have any merit so I won't address them. Hey, at least you have the most obese people in the world. Your title is very crass.