I appreciate the praise DaNoob but immaturity and mindless banter with Ninja won't reflect well on your application. I see where you're coming from but you need to learn to keep your cool. If you want a chair at the Fk table you need to compose yourself and display professionalism.
EDIT: Ninja it's super unprofessional to disclose private in-clan information. I know your higher ups (Obliv, AppleZ, Effect) probably wouldn't care because of their lax nature. Regardless however, it leaves a bad taste in my mouth and it leaves me to question the hierarchy of Unknown.